ERB: Randy Orton vs Jake The Snake

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!

RANDY ORTON!!!

VS!!!

JAKE THE SNAAAKEEEE!!!!

BEGIN!!!! 

Jake: 
Rising up from metaphorical ashes. 
I'm back to kick some not so metaphorical asses. 
I was the original Snake, long before you. 
Like Big Boss, your done. 
Your through!
More heartless than an Android!
Think Ultimate Warrior, 
but with less steroids!
Your feud with Cena's lasted his whole career. 
Fighting me? 
Are you sure that was a good idea? 

Randy: 
Sure you may be a legend, 
but guess who's the Legend Killer? 
I am!
Sit down for this thriller. 
You look like a pedophile.
And you stink worse than Radioactive Bile!
Don't care who you are,
cross me 
and your going down with an RKO.
My raps will shock you so much, 
you look like you had an afro. 

Jake: 
Your covered in tattoos. 

Randy: 
You have man-boobs!

Jake: 
NO! 
You aren't interrupting my raps! 
When I DDT you, 
your brain will be lagging like FRAPS. 
I conquered Rattlesnake Jake! 
Your wrestling couldn't be ANY more fake. 
My pet is one venomous vicious vindicator 
of killing, call him Snake Terminator. 

Randy: 
Dammit! 
I can't believe an old man out-rapped me. 
And here I was thinking I'm the biggest star on TV.
...
Pffftt!!! 
HAHAHAHA!!! 
You actually believed that? 
Let's play a game called Nature. 
I'm the snake. 
Your the rat.  
I'll finish you off with a punt to the head. 
After that, you'll be joining Undertaker and his Realm Of The Dead. 

Jake: 
Ultimate Warrior crossed me, look what happened to him!
You'll share the same fate. 
Except more painful like Tiny Tim!

*glass shatters* 

A new challenger approaches...

STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIIIN!!!!

Stone Cold: 
Jake The Snake, 
you have the wrestling capability 
of a damn piece of cake. 
Orton, there's only one Legend that you can't kill. 
And that's because its me, and my raps are ill!
I started a new era in the entire freakin' business!
When you piss me off, I'm deadlier than Giygas! 
Randy, when you taunt, your just having a seizure. 
I'm the closest damn thing WWE has come to Julius Caesar. 
There's a reason most of the best wrestlers are bald.
And it ain't got nothing to with age. 
You can't escape my wrath like you 
can't escape a steel cage!
I leave you all with a quote from Austin 3:16, 
"I've kicked the ass of an old crackhead,
and a young adult crybaby drama queen." 

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!

EPIC RAP *hissss* -AUGHH!!! EPICRAPBATTTLESOFHISTORYY!!! LET'S GO THERE'S A SNAKE IN THE BOOTH!!!