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Top 10 Overrated Things

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If you know me, you probably know what things I hate. Buuut for those that DON'T, here's a Top 10.

#10:. Breaking Bad: Why do people like this show? Its boring, the special effects are HORRIBLE, it claims to be "realistic" but anyone who's seen Gus' death scene knows it isn't. The only thing saving it is Jesse Pinkmem.

#9. The Godfather: Oooh boy....I'm gonna need a flame shield for this one. To put it bluntly: I hate dramas. You're going to be seeing A LOT of dramas on this list. The Godfather takes itself a bit too seriously for my taste. When I think of Mafia stuff that is entertaining, I think of The Sopranos.

#8. Citizen Kane: Yup, you heard right. I hate Citizen Kane. The so-called "greatest film of all time" is number 8 on my Top 10 overrated things list. In all honesty, its boring. Like, listening to Gohan's piano recital boring (TeamFourStar reference). The only films that are worthy of being called "the greatest film of all time" are the Ace Ventura series and The Mask.

#7. God of War series: What? Thought you'd only see movies on this list? HA! Anyway, you have no idea how many times the FIRST BOSS of God of War 3 (Poseidon, for those that don't know) killed me on EASY MODE. I suck at video games, but not enough to die on the first boss. That's DSPGaming's schtick, and if your game makes me feel like DSP, you've done something wrong. Look, David Jaffe is one of my favorite game developers. He created Twisted Metal, one of my favorite game series of all time! But God of War just isn't that good.

#6. Leonardo (Teenage Mutant Nina Turtles series) : I HATE characters like Leo. He's too serious. My favorite incarnation is the 2013 version. He's the one I like. He's not overly serious like the 2003 cartoon version or the 2007 movie version. Mikey is my favorite in general. Leo is obviously my least favorite turtle.

#5. UFC : All it is is a bunch of shirtless dudes rolling on the ground.

#4. Macklemore: Okay, this is the first and last entry where I don't HATE the in this case person on this list. He's actually a very good rapper. He just doesn't compare to the other white rappers out there like Eminem, Epic Lloyd, Nice Peter etc. etc. Sorry Mack, love your song Thrift Shop and Wings, but not enough.

#3. James Bond series / Arnold Schwarzenegger / Happy - Pharrel Williams : Quite an odd three-way tie. Simply put: James Bond is too focused on sex to be an action movie, the last good Schwarzenegger movie was T2: Judgement Day, and I've heard Happy too many times.

#2 Call of Duty series: You all saw this coming. I don't need to explain. The question is: what could beat it? I know this will cause a flame war.


Okay, quick recap: 10: Breaking Bad,  9: The Godfather, 8: Citizen Kane, 7: God of War series, 6: Leonardo (TMNT), 5: UFC, 4: Macklemore. 3 : James Bond series, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Happy by Pharrel Williams.

#1... *drum roll* Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim : Before you fanboys attack me, I can explain. The character creation is pointless because not that many people play in third person mode. There's an icy mountain between EVERY town. So many overused memes. Game breaking bugs. Not to mention I get killed for even looking at a  kid with a sword equipped. 

Cue fanboys raging. Dishonorable mentions (aka the things I temporarily forgot): Batman, Pewdiepie, The Simpsons, every Barbie movie ever made, and Hellfire (Hunchback of Notre Dame).
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Kegger98's avatar
10: As opposed to.... What? What show is realistic, AND has great special effects?